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the good thing about fall and winter is that one does not have to shave one's legs and underams or bikini wax, because no one (well unless one hooks up but that is very unlikely in my case, but this is too complicated to deconstruct in a blog) is going to see one in one's state of undress or negligible dress.
which is why i often go for yoga and pilates with a crashing realisation that ONCE AGAIN I FORGOT TO SHAVE MY ARMPITS GODDAMMIT! so embarrassing and unaesthetic!
but then again, who cares about hairy armpits when i fart in class? (but no smell ah!!! NO SMELL!!!)
anyway we are all ladies so we understand our mutual plight of hairy armpits. if god (well, holding on to the popular belief that one exists) intended for us to have clean armpits, he wouldn't have given us hair there, would he? unless he's a particularly malicious one (yes that is very convincing looking at the state i am in) who deliberately laughs at women frantically veeting our bodily hair.
or maybe it's just an extension of the punishment for eve having eaten the forbidden apple. |
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