i have to clean out a maggot/parasite-infested fridge.
yay!
more quotes from my magyar philosophy/hungarian culture prof:
"now, jános pannonius likes girls, and he had a lot of lovers. like a whore. you know what a whore is? a whore is a lover of everyone."
"god created the first man, adam. WHY? to be happy!"
"MONKS WITH GUNS!"
"eros (the god of love) was a crazy white boy!"
"socrates was the fattest, ugliest philosopher, but he had the most beautiful BOYLOVER. -stunned silence- yes, you know, boylover. -giggling- in the ancient greece, it was normal to have this, uh, paedophilic relations. mostly old men and young boys. -i am here outrightly laughing like an asshole- but sometimes, it is not, uh, SEXUAL. it is just a very deep feelings between the teacher and the student. -awkward silence- ANYWAY, BACK TO ARISTOTLE!"
that fella is the funniest professor i have. his lessons brightens up my day.
my psychology prof is pretty funny as well... in strange, bizarre sort of way.
hmmm. hungarians are pretty funny people. |
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