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if one drew a graph of my practising hours for piano and bass, one would assume that i major in piano and took the bass for a minor.
dude that is not good. NOT GOOD.
wrists are feeling queer now after countless hours (as usual, Panic day before piano lesson) of mendelssohn's finger-gymnastics. damn that fella, it's so difficult but I'M GONNA MASTER IT NO MATTER WHAT!
it's so strange, that i'm falling in love all over again (YES IT CONCERNS MEN!) with people i never used to like (a strong, passionate dislike would be accurate).
wait for it.... wait for it...
the 2 big 'M's. mendelssohn and mozart.
seems like the guys i ever fancy are either dead or impossible to attain (example, tony jaa, george clooney, etc.etc.).
huh. huh.
even pre-pubescent little boys and girls (and yes i do, in fact, know of such (oh god, i can't say it) c-cou--ples personally) are getting together in relationships! i mean like, has the girl even got her first period yet?! does she have pubic hair?!!?!?!? that is UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!! my biological clock is ticking, and i feel like an old and putrid lady who has a nest of cats at home and spends her time watching re-runs of eastenders. make that an impotent, incontinent, old and putrid hag.
maybe i should consider being a bisexual, because as they say in 'little britain', "at my age, i can't afford to be too picky."
AARGH! SURELY i am better than that????
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hmmm i totally get what u mean. KIDS THESE DAYS. dating on their "porketmunny"-disgraceful! haha. and u're nothing like "old" and "putrid" darling. what happend t ur tight abs from yoga? hahaha.. i miss and love u much. if i were a dude, i'd love spending timeeeee with yooooo just as much.maybe even more *winks* haha take care!
p.s. k last part sounded disturbing. well-meaning, but like a pervert. oops. Sry!
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posted by mia at 
hmmm i totally get what u mean. KIDS THESE DAYS. dating on their "porketmunny"-disgraceful! haha. and u're nothing like "old" and "putrid" darling. what happend t ur tight abs from yoga? hahaha.. i miss and love u much. if i were a dude, i'd love spending timeeeee with yooooo just as much.maybe even more *winks* haha take care!
p.s. k last part sounded disturbing. well-meaning, but like a pervert. oops. Sry!