she's not on diet coke, she's on the coke diet. |
woke up at 5am, and all i could hear was my heart beating into my head at an unnaturally fast rate, and the room was spinning and i was so dehydrated but i couldn't move. it's the worst kind of hangover, when you need 20 mins to crawl up into a sitting position, then another 20mins to actually put your feet on the floor. i think the beer we drank had washing detergent in it man, that's why. cuz we only drank like 2 pints.
night of excess consumption and vice.
dude.
but i'm going for yoga today - so begins my spartan health regime of sobriety and purity!
YEAH RIGHT... still have 3 cans of beer in the fridge begging to be drunk.... |
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