i know it's hard to resist, because everything seems like an EXCELLENT idea when you're drunk. hell, i'll even sell my first-born son for another bottle of beer. "a beer, a beer! a son for a beer!" hahaha. well, anyway, what happens when you do that is that you FALL DOWN. ungracefully.

so yesterday i was all feeling nicely-tipsy and VERY energised. as mentioned before, i had a lot of pent-up energy in me lately. so i decided it would be JOLLY FUN to race my friend down the empty street. 5 SECONDS into the race, i trip, and i fell like in SLOW-MOTION. SERIOUSLY. i remember thinking, "oh.... shit.... i'm falling......."

and the next thing i knew, i landed FACE-DOWN FLAT on the cold pavement. i think i lay there motionless for about 5 seconds thinking, "did i just fall? shit it's damn cold" while the rest of the gang ran up to me. so despite all the thick winter dress, i tore my leggings, smashed my knee (the same one that i landed on when i flew off the bike and was lame for about 3 months), banged up my elbow and hipbones and scratched my stomach. i didn't even know i landed so damn hard on my hipbones until this morning. so now my left knee has swelled into the size of a pomengranate and is looking absolutely stunning:

i'm just glad i don't drive. REMEMBER KIDS, DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!!

sometimes i think jesus really hates me.