Had a sudden bout of inspiration while baking my buns at the pool.
This may be 6 months too early, but I know what a certain lucky fella is getting for 2009's Valentine's Day.
Ladies and gentlemen: (well, what do you think? try your hand at literary criticism!)
120 Days of Valentine
Look at me, my sweet Valentine.
Look at me like it's love at first sight.
Kiss my lips, my sweet Valentine.
Kiss me like a Hollywood movie.
Spoil me, my sweet, darling Valentine.
Bring me the moon, Jupiter and Mars.
Explore me, my sweet Valentine.
Explore me like Columbus did.
Fuck me hard, (yes yes YES!)
Fuck me dirty like first-class porn.
Flog my hide, my sweet Valentine.
Flog me like the Marquis de Sade.
Suck me up, my sweet Valentine.
Suck my blood like Count Dracula.
Cut me open, my sweet Valentine.
Carve me up like Jack the Ripper.
Take my limbs, my sweet Valentine.
Keep my ear like Van Gogh's whore.
Decapitate me, my sweet Valentine.
Decapitate me like Henry VIII did.
And when you are finished,
my sweet, sweet Valentine,
Eat me up, my sweet Valentine.
Eat me up like Hannibal did.
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