Wah sia lah. DAMNNNN fucking shagged. Not literally... I think? Anyway, it was an adventurous night, to say the least. Hehehe. I mean, like, it turned from 1-for-1 to TOTALLY FREE DRINKS!!! Free entry and free drinks... That's like waving a red flag to a Spanish bull. We totallly ATTACKED. 2 jugs, 6 shots and countless strange mixers later....
Haha.
I was grabbing the vines off the wall and dancing with the bloody plant, throwing leaves at everyone. And in the TOILET, that was the best. I sustained so many injuries (which I of course did not feel then) that I almost couldn't move today. Here's a summary of events: Like, I tottered (just barely) to the toilet, peed, stood up to clean my ass, fell back down on the seat, laughed, stood up again and this time rammed my head into the door, after which like force-and-effect, I fell back down on the seat, and as I turned for more toilet paper, I banged my head into the toilet paper holder.
Damn funny now.
And I'm convinced the best way to quit is to smoke/drink/fuck (in no particular order) yourself into a disgusting frenzy and vomit uncontrollably (ok, maybe not uncontrollably) so that you will swear never to drink/smoke/fuck again.... for the next 5 days. I mean, I woke up tasting my vodka in my mouth. Could even taste the potato the vodka was brewed from. And I was so stoned I wore my panties the wrong way around, and broke a bra strap (HOW, I don't know how.). Ahhh ya shoulda been there. It was the most hilarious night ever.
Ok, I can't really remember much, and I am so awfully tired. Went to the bloody zoo today. SUCH GOOD, CLEAN, WHOLESOME FUN! Hahaha. I still hate animals. But anyway. I am going to crash. (first normal sleeping time) TOMORROW WILL BE A BETTER NIGHT! I will exercise my exceptional powers of self-control by chanting my personal mantra.Labels: club, drink, fuck, smoke, toilet, zoo |
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