AM BACK FROM BINTAN!!!!!!!!!!
Lovely lovely place. Of course, KARMA my BFF strikes from anywhere.:
1. Got my period about 12 hours before leaving for Bintan. (Am very proud that I actually survived 3 days on tampons and swimming)
2. Kena stung by jellyfish
3. ULTIMATE BEST: Sunburnt like fuck. Like, first-degree burns. Man, I'm so burnt, even my eyelids are burnt. I can't sit, I can't stand, I can't walk faster than 2km/h, I can't wrinkle my nose. I can't wear a bra, I can hardly wear my underpants, I take 15 minutes to put on my clothes.
It's like a hat-trick, only better.
ANYWAY, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!! GERMANY VS. PORTUGAL!!!!! AAAARRRGH!!! I'm so freaking TERRIFIED!!!! (Which is not to say that I do not have faith in my fellow Germans.) But, you know. Past matches haven't been so spectacular. Ah wells. 45 minutes to kickoff!!!!
And I'm so happy for the Russians! 2-0!!! SUCK THAT BITCHES!!!! Pavlyuchenko, Zhirkov, ARSHAVIN!!! Fuck Ronaldo. Selfish bastard.
SCHLAND!!!!!!!! COME ON YOU STUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ah ha ha ha!)Labels: bintan, germany portugal, studs |